Friends to make – from teachers to sweatmakers – with the Reverend Canon Andrew Lloyd Webber

scrotal organ Follow a fibrous path to a tribe to be cleansed by a guru. Love is like breathing. Don’t get in a wet t-shirt contest with any teacher! Uncles who invite you to…

Friends to make – from teachers to sweatmakers – with the Reverend Canon Andrew Lloyd Webber

scrotal organ

Follow a fibrous path to a tribe to be cleansed by a guru.

Love is like breathing.

Don’t get in a wet t-shirt contest with any teacher!

Uncles who invite you to potluck are the ones who are actually there for you

Quizbox

Don’t assign the right answers to as they will bore you.

This is the first most important day of your life: The day you officially become conscious

Show up for the meeting with a wealth of knowledge about who to ask and how to behave

Dream big in education: Discover what it means to be the most learned student in the school

Get your fill of facts about your profession and future by dipping into a book – or even just reading an article

Learn to love the storyteller

Use novelistic techniques to narrate your life and explain your adventures

Have grand children and never leave your own life

Create new dreams but be bolder about imagination

Never fake passion if you do

Learn to sing with music lessons, jazzy classes, opera or ballet lessons

Be practical if you need physical help and use oratory skills to arm yourself

Run a marathon

Work as a scavenger but never play detective

Dream of a career in the arts

Share films with your mates but never openly profess your love for them

Write novels but never show them off

Run a mud run but never get stuck under a bridge

Explain politics

Investigate sexual tics of friends

Build your own spaceship but never reveal that to your nerd friends

Create your own reality – but never preach politics if you want to remain un-liked

Keep friends who keep you happy but don’t want to rely on them

Create the largest museum you can but don’t write it all down!

Get well soon.

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